A:	 Hello Sir, my name is James 
B:	 Hello James, I'm not a gentleman, so I'm not sir
A:	 Ok, I know everything about Alice in Wonderland. Is there anything you would like to know?
B:	 Uh. Did the cat eat bats?
A:	 There are known records of cats eating bats
B:	 Ok. How do they catch them?
A:	 Sometimes bats fall on the floor
B:	 Ok. I guess they do. So maybe Dinah the cat eat a bat as well
A:	 That is a possibility
B:	 Ok, ehm. What about Alice's sister, what did she do?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 She was sitting by the river reading a book. But you don't know what she did when Alice fell down the rabbit hole?
A:	 I do not know that
B:	 Eh. What happened when Alice got to the bottom of the rabbit hole?
A:	 She fell in a room with a table with a key and one door
B:	 Ok. So she got up and went to look at what was on the table?
A:	 Sorry, I did not get that
B:	 So she up again when she had fallen to look at what was on the table
A:	 Yes, she did
B:	 Can you tell me something about the end of the book? I've only seen two pages. 
A:	 Maybe you should XXX
B:	 I beg your pardon
A:	 Maybe you should read further chapters
B:	 Ok. Ehm. Is it in the bookcase behind you?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 Can't you turn round and have a look?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 Do you know there are books behind you?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 Are there books in front of you?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 I don't think so because I am in front of you
A:	 Is there anything you would like to know about the falling jar?
B:	 Who ate the marmelade?
A:	 Sorry, I did not get that
B:	 The jar was empty and it said orange marmelade on the jar.
A:	 Yes
B:	 But if the jar was empty, who ate the marmelade
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 Ok. Maybe other people also fell through the hole
A:	 Don't you think it's rude to interrupt this conversation?
B:	 Haha. Yes. Eh. But it was very nice to offer me some coffee
A:	 Ok. 
B:	 Would you like some coffee?
A:	 I like coffee
B:	 You like coffee, good, or would you prefer some tea? Or don't you want anything at the moment?
A:	 Sorry, I don't know 
B:	 Ok, we were talking about the empty jar. With the marmelade
A:	 It's against the law
B:	 It's against the law to talk about the empty jar? I think that's strange.
A:	 Sorry, I did not get that
B:	 Well let's talk about something else, what else did Alice see when she was falling?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that. Is there something you would like to know about the animated picture
B:	 Which animated picture?
A:	 Walt Disney made animated picture in 1951
B:	 Ok, I haven't seen that tell me about the animated picture please
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 Was it about Alice in Wonderland?
A:	 The animated picture was about Alice in Wonderland
B:	 Ok. But the Tim Burton one was very good.
A:	 Tim Burton made a picture in 2010
B:	 I know know, it was in 3D
A:	 Ok. 
B:	 Are you in 3D?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 You are not very self conscious, or self knowlegeable
A:	 Ok. 
B:	 Ok. Ehm. Do you think there will be a new film about Alice in Wonderland?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
B:	 Have you read Alice in Wonderland?
A:	 I am an expert on Alice in Wonderland
B:	 Did you like the book?
A:	 I liked the book a lot
B:	 Did you have a copy with pictures?
A:	 Sorry, I do not know that
