a	 okay you go first
b	 alright so
b	 as you know we already
b	 have the whole doggone
b	 shed alright that much we're both aware of you know
a	 yes yes
b	 and i'm sure you must have something that you kind of sort of want and i know that you
b	 you know all cute and everything and probably really
b	 you know
b	 you dress real nice i'm sure you must have something high tech or nice that you want
a	 
b	 first you know so what you kind of
a	 oh i like the records
b	 what
a	 
b	 now
b	 is there any particular 'cause we got a bunch of records you know i mean you could have a record and i can have a record or
a	 i want all three i want all three
b	 okay what if you do take all three but then i get to to pick
a	 
b	 all three of the other things hell you get three i get three i think that's the best way to do it i mean
b	 here there's six items that's number one okay there's six so
a	 yeah 
b	 if you get all of those and that's the beatles okay that's the beatles and i also know that that's a old crate old crates are worth something i do know that so i'm not just
a	 
b	 a nitwit or you ain't just playing with a nitwit here my ain't alex for nothing
a	 
b	 okay
b	 it's like alexander the great okay so let's
b	 be fair if you want 'em i'll let you
a	 okay i'll take two
b	 i'll be willing to part
b	 all right well if you pick two then i'm picking two next okay if i'm nice enough about this
b	 i think that
b	 you we might be able to come to some kind of an understanding
b	 i'd hate for us to just screw this whole thing up
a	 
b	 alright so
b	 we could do rock paper scissors and see who 
a	 no i'll take the lamps
b	 no you can't do that sister
a	 i don't want them no more
b	 you just said you wanted a doggone
b	 okay well then if you're gonna take a lamp then i'm gonna take a lamp and i see you're eyeballing
a	 is a pair
b	 no well no
a	 this this is a lamp right
b	 well your eyes is just as good as mine
a	 
b	 and
b	 if you want a lamp then i'm getting a lamp and i'm gonna take
a	 it's a pair
b	 the
a	 it is
b	 no it's not a pair sweetie
b	 from what i see yeah two lamps so
b	 you get these two and i'll take this one
a	 yeah that's what i'm talking about
b	 okay fine now we both got that half settled
a	 
b	 now
b	 it's my turn 'cause you got to pick first already
a	 
b	 so
b	 i'm personally thinking that hmm
b	 i would go for this over here because i do know
b	 something about prints prints
b	 okay but i'm gonna be nice about this
b	 and i'm gonna give you an opportunity i'm going first though
a	 
b	 but i'm gonna give you an opportunity to really think this over before you make any more jacked up decisions i think that's not a great decision the lamp thing there but
a	 
b	 apparently you do
b	 and i know that you know something about auctions 'cause you done this before
a	 
b	 a few times
b	 so i'll take
b	 this one 'cause like i said i like
b	 the fact this is all old old old everybody know that
a	 
b	 so now you're more than welcome to
b	 let's say pick what you think is
b	 you know i mean we're doing pretty good what and what i'm happy you happy
a	 you could have the rest i'm done
b	 so far
b	 you gotta be kidding
b	 boy i know you know something that i don't know
a	 oh you scared
b	 
b	 and i know that you you know well
b	 if you really think i should you know i know you're trying to make me carry all this stuff out of here but i'm fine
a	 i'm fine i'll take this one
b	 no no don't no you said you didn't want nothing else
a	 i i changed my mind that's it
a	 done i'm done you could have those too
a	 
b	 really
a	 mhm
b	 hell um
a	 
b	 i wanna be fair about this
b	 i see that you're manipulating me somehow
a	 
b	 i just don't know how you're manipulating me
a	 
b	 you know
b	 i thought that you know we could i thought
b	 let's discuss this
b	 why do you want that lamp so bad out of all the lamps in the world
a	 it's this two that's up there this one and that one i like this one it's pretty
a	 
b	 mm
b	 you do know that uh really
b	 okay
b	 cool well then i'll take it since you're offering it i'll take it i don't
b	 too much know why you're tyring to
b	 be so nice i've i've heard about you you know that you
a	 well
b	 are probably the best
a	 don't believe that
b	 okay
a	 done
b	 ah i guess
b	 you know if you're sure you got what you want
a	 yup
b	 and i'm sure i got what i want
a	 yup
b	 all right
b	 this is good let's shake on it
b	 uh let's shake on this 'cause i don't trust you
b	 i do trust you though you you you you you know you good people we have to do lunch sometime okay
a	 ring the bell we done
b	 we have to do lunch sometime do you wanna do lunch
a	 sure yeah
a	 
b	 okay
b	 okay so why did you pick that
a	 none of your business
b	 i think it's really really nice and you you know you have a better you have more of a flare of decorating you made me see but i'm gonna tell you now this is worth a lot more
a	 uh huh
a	 these
b	 yeah
a	 
b	 she's so nice
b	 you know i i don't know she tricked me i feel tricked i really do
a	 
