a	i can't disclose who it is but it let's say it's a celebrity uh
b	alright so
b	as you know we already
b	have the whole doggone
b	shed alright that much we're both aware of you know
a	yeah yeah so you can
a	alright that's fine that's if if i have those two
b	and i'm sure you must have something that you kind of sort of want and i know that you
b	you know all cute and everything and probably really
b	you know
b	you dress real nice i'm sure you must have something high tech or nice that you want
a	
b	first you know so what you kind of
a	mm
b	what
a	okay you're taking two no but you're taking two
a	you're taking two so i'm gonna left at one so that doesn't make sense
b	now
b	is there any particular 'cause we got a bunch of records you know i mean you could have a record and i can have a record or
a	right
b	okay what if you do take all three but then i get to to pick
a	yeah we'll take that and break even then this we'll sell and split the profit
b	all three of the other things hell you get three i get three i think that's the best way to do it i mean
b	here there's six items that's number one okay there's six so
a	oh you didn't take any of the other uh
a	you didn't do the other test
b	if you get all of those and that's the beatles okay that's the beatles and i also know that that's a old crate old crates are worth something i do know that so i'm not just
a	so ideally
a	i would like to have the lamps and maybe some records
b	a nitwit or you ain't just playing with a nitwit here my ain't alex for nothing
a	not a you know i wouldn't want it to be split up per se
b	okay
b	it's like alexander the great okay so let's
b	be fair if you want 'em i'll let you
a	i'd like to
b	i'll be willing to part
b	all right well if you pick two then i'm picking two next okay if i'm nice enough about this
b	i think that
b	you we might be able to come to some kind of an understanding
b	i'd hate for us to just screw this whole thing up
a	if we are if they give it to us
b	alright so
b	we could do rock paper scissors and see who
a	you too
b	no you can't do that sister
a	i give you everything
a	alright we can hit the buzzer then
b	you just said you wanted a doggone
b	okay well then if you're gonna take a lamp then i'm gonna take a lamp and i see you're eyeballing
a	because you're getting the painting and two crate boxes see if i have the lamp the two lamps and the crate box then we'll be even
a	you're gonna be having more value you're you might get something out of here you might get something out of your two crate box and i'll just be stuck with these
b	no well no
a	yeah
b	well your eyes is just as good as mine
a	well
a	let's see what this let's see what this looks like if we were to physically put these in
a	okay you you said you have another locker correct that you want to bid on
b	and
b	if you want a lamp then i'm getting a lamp and i'm gonna take
a	okay so
b	the
a	i believe we have
b	no it's not a pair sweetie
b	from what i see yeah two lamps so
b	you get these two and i'll take this one
a	yeah these are all equal
b	okay fine now we both got that half settled
a	just because they're all old you know it's equal
b	now
b	it's my turn 'cause you got to pick first already
a	we're good negotiators
b	so
b	i'm personally thinking that hmm
b	i would go for this over here because i do know
b	something about prints prints
b	okay but i'm gonna be nice about this
b	and i'm gonna give you an opportunity i'm going first though
a	we got five minutes
b	but i'm gonna give you an opportunity to really think this over before you make any more jacked up decisions i think that's not a great decision the lamp thing there but
a	okay alright um
a	well as of now look i'll take
a	one lamp one box of records
b	apparently you do
b	and i know that you know something about auctions 'cause you done this before
a	um i'm i like the lamps i like the records
a	yeah what do you like
b	a few times
b	so i'll take
b	this one 'cause like i said i like
b	the fact this is all old old old everybody know that
a	yes
b	so now you're more than welcome to
b	let's say pick what you think is
b	you know i mean we're doing pretty good what and what i'm happy you happy
a	of them for those
b	so far
b	you gotta be kidding
b	boy i know you know something that i don't know
a	i don't
a	uh no i don't want the painting you can take the payment 'cause i don't want the payment
b	
b	and i know that you you know well
b	if you really think i should you know i know you're trying to make me carry all this stuff out of here but i'm fine
a	first to the uh i don't know i i don't i might be like the the young
b	no no don't no you said you didn't want nothing else
a	so so what are you thinking
b	really
a	right no i'm not uh i i agree with that
b	hell um
a	so i see where you're coming from with the lamps which means now that we need to gauge which one of these lamps is more valuable
a	now i'm gonna go say that this one's more valuable
b	i wanna be fair about this
b	i see that you're manipulating me somehow
a	two hundred
a	okay
b	i just don't know how you're manipulating me
a	okay that sound like a
a	like a plan now what you think
b	you know
b	i thought that you know we could i thought
b	let's discuss this
b	why do you want that lamp so bad out of all the lamps in the world
a	split the painting just cut it in half alright
b	mm
b	you do know that uh really
b	okay
b	cool well then i'll take it since you're offering it i'll take it i don't
b	too much know why you're tyring to
b	be so nice i've i've heard about you you know that you
a	yeah yeah
b	are probably the best
a	it probably is original but there's so many of 'em it might not be that high on the market but it will sell okay
a	as far as these these are another story okay this if if you want we can make an agreement where um you can have them
a	okay and say okay i had this but when i sell them i have to give you a certain amount of the profit
a	that way like let's just say let's just say because of the antiques nineteen twenties they're over they're almost a century year old so anything that's a century year old usually is going to the into the four digits
b	okay
a	okay
b	ah i guess
b	you know if you're sure you got what you want
a	you're looking for a double
b	and i'm sure i got what i want
a	well it looks like they're oldies but goodies
b	all right
b	this is good let's shake on it
b	uh let's shake on this 'cause i don't trust you
b	i do trust you though you you you you you know you good people we have to do lunch sometime okay
a	are you keeping the records or
b	we have to do lunch sometime do you wanna do lunch
a	and this these these are pretty tight on the crate and this is a pretty large crate right here
a	these are not even tight
a	so there might be twenty records on there
b	okay
b	okay so why did you pick that
a	split it
b	i think it's really really nice and you you know you have a better you have more of a flare of decorating you made me see but i'm gonna tell you now this is worth a lot more
a	then you can take it
b	yeah
a	maybe no i think i can deal with this
b	she's so nice
b	you know i i don't know she tricked me i feel tricked i really do
a	so so okay sounds good
a	then it's a deal then
